MEL BROOKS (AS THE TWO THOUSAND YEAR OLD MAN):
Lincoln loved corned beef.

CARL REINER:
Was he Jewish?

MEL BROOKS:
I think so. His first name was Abe.

CARL REINER:
Abe, that’s right.

BARRY:
And he was shot in the temple.

MEL BROOKS (BREAKING CHARACTER):
“Shot in the temple?” Two demerits, Barry!